From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.
if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing
"nearly all of my life"
Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.
"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.
"I want to stay in this service."
"Well you should have thought of that before you decided to become a lesbian."
This is why I love the LotR fandom.
how have i never seen some of these oh my god
#NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND #WHEN HIS BOW BROKE #IT WAS ON THE LAST DAY OF FILMING EVER #AFTER DOING ALL THREE LOTR BACK TO BACK #AND THATS WHY ITS SO SAD #HIS BOW BROKE #AND IT WAS THE END #DONT TOUCH ME
For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.
so in tech my teacher had this older copy of the hobbit and IM SCREAMING THE COVER
Oh my god it goes along with the romance novel cover of two towers
a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora
It’s their fedaura.
a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details
"Don’t judge a book by its cover? NO! People judge books by their cover! They fucking do it. They MUST judge books by covers!!! I am a designer! That’s what we do! TO MAKE PEOPLE JUDGE AND INTERESTED BY THE COVER!"
So like we could just fill the worlds energy needs by putting solar panels in the Sahara sign me up
Male rape victim talks about why he finds male rape funny at the Atomic Vaudeville Cabaret in June of 2012.
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I was about to get kind of upset untill I finished it to the end. Its so true though.
I swear I’ve reblogged this before.
READ THE WHOLE THING
The look of pain in his eyes at the end
This makes me really sad