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marauders4evr:

This is the most under-appreciated continuity in the entire Pirates of the Caribbean film-series.


"‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)


chickennuggetpower:

kissme-badwolf-girl:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

I am about to attempt the most Australian thing I have ever done…
Timtam slamming a glass of goon.

Okay, I have done it.

It was actually way better than I expected, the fact that you have to concentrate on sucking the goon through the TimTam means that you ignore the taste. The fact the the goon is cold also means that you can drink heaps through the TimTam without it losing structural integrity. And then at the end you have a kind of alcoholic TimTam.

9/10 would TimTam slam goon again.

Okay so while tumblr was down I did this twice more, the second time was just as wondrous as the first, however the third was a bit eh. I feel like that had more to do with the fact that goon tastes terrible and less to do with the fact that I was TimTam slamming it.

Also, chunks of TimTam are far worse looking when they are floating in goon. 

So after more than one my rating goes down to about 6/10

Oh god, can people please stop reblogging this. I don’t want this to be a thing.

quick question.

what the hell even is this? im from California and i have no idea what the heck you just said.

tim tams are a brand of outrageously popular biscuits and are the closest you will ever get to tasting the food of the gods
chocolate cream sandwiched between two chocolate biscuits covered in milk chocolate

a tim tam slam is when you bite the opposite corners off of a tim tam and use it like a straw to drink milk or coffee through because the chocolate cream flavours the milk and the milk makes the biscuits go all soft and mushy so you take a big drink through the tim tam then eat it

goon is just nasty, cat piss-flavoured cheap wine
idk why it’s called goon
but you buy it in big 4 litre boxes for like $8, crack open the box and the wine is stored in a shiny silver bag thing hence the name goon bag

this monstrosity appears to be someone attempting a tim tam slam using goon rather than milk and oh god i’m cringing just thinking about how bad it must taste


john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN





mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits


All New X-Men #13

jncera:

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Ocelot

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Ocelittle





makeitearlgrey:

blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG

I am officially changing to “undo the calamities that are in you mammaries”

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events



worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life




"If a Disney princess had night terrors, the story of Sansa Stark might be what woke her up screaming. Often overlooked in favor of her killer kid sister, the elder Stark sibling has had all her illusions about the world, and her safety in it, shattered. But her quiet, innate political shrewdness and emotional strength have enabled her to survive in a royal court that likely would have cost every other member of her family their heads. She’s the show’s best-kept secret."

Rollingstone about Sansa Stark in their list of top 40 game of thrones characters. Sansa is number 4. x (via tomlincum)



Australia
19
loves:
The Smiths
Audrey Hepburn
Morrissey
Sweeney Todd
Helena Bonham Cater
Alice in Wonderland
Outnumbered

My Chemical Romance
Frankie Ruffelle
Girl Interrupted
Girl, Interrupted
Quentin Tarantino
Tim Burton
DOCTOR WHO
The Lord of the Rings
Black Swan





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